When assessing whether or not you should marry a woman. Make sure you see her mom and her grandma. Request pictures if necessary.

Don’t ever show people how smart you are, how strong you are, and how emotionally stable you are.

I preach what I preach to help the common people.

It’s not about my hair being long it’s about the powers it provides.

Be late so people talk about you.

Don’t ever be stuck in a gray area. Be black and white.
Have you ever seen a gray person?
Doesn’t exist.

All these things I teach you about girls aren't about girls necessarily. They're about manipulating the human mind. I was born with the gift of manipulation. And I don't have many gifts.

When you sleep over a girl’s house, and she makes you a sandwich the next day. Take one bite, put it back down, push the plate forward, and don’t say thank you.